Location: Fury
PAX: Southern Belle, Crayola, Encinoman, Flea, Bubblewrap, Yorkie, BenGay, Rapunzel, Lewinsky, Fratelli, Abacadaba, Brut
Warmup (if any): Little baby arm circles, in cadence.
I'm foolin'. We hit the pavement hard and fast. Options were explained en route.
The Thang: Run to Talon, capture the flag, run back.
Announcements: I dunno, I missed the COT
Prayer Requests: ?
NMM:
~6.5 miles
-Stationary options along the way for those that didn't want to run. Leg Day at top of Fury and Tellier Hero WOD at Nagoya.
-Jungle boi squats at strategic locations to catch our breath and wait for the 6. Officially a "bootcamp" now because we don't do jump squats on Wednesday runs. Although I bet during real armed forces bootcamps they do a lot of running so y'all can calm all the way down with this hate for running.
-I wore acid wash jorts in lieu of workout britches. You'd think that my inner thighs would look like a half pound pack of 80/20 ground beef but I greased them suckers up with petroleum jelly real good immediately prior. I felt like I was riding the wind.
-Strong performance from all that showed. Special shout-out to Encinoman for bringing up the rear with the newly-acquired flag and not quitting. And not stopping talking either.
-Lewinsky still putting in the work and seeing the results. Give it another few months and we'll be following him to random places to steal things.
-Outside of the context of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the word jelly is just gross. Might make it to the list with moist, creamy, and succulent.
-Aba ran the entire distance and was a good sport about it so I retract my hurtful statements about him driving to get Epicenter's flag back. He more than made up for it today.
-Wonder who from Talon is going to drive over to Fury in the comfort of their sedan to retrieve their flag?
-How far is the Pistol from Fury? 🤔
Respectfully yours,
Inspector
#stillnotontwitter
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