MORONS4BEERS

Author: BunkBed

Date: 11/12/22

QIC: Fallout, BunkBed, Zinfandel, Chastain, Kobayashi, Southern Belle

PAX: Too Many to Name/Remember

CONDITIONS: Beautiful sunny weather at 1000 in Columbia, SC for our IronPAX inspired, charity drive beatdown

LOCATION: Seawells 1125 Rosewood Dr, Columbia, SC 29201

STRIDELITE: BunkBed and Crocs took a tour of USC’s campus. Hawg also got a STRIDELITE in with his own route after BunkBed got eager to run before 0900

THE THANG:

Q split into thirds between Columbia, Waxhaw, and Greenwood

Fallout led the PAX through various warm-up exercises in the parking lot

SSH X10 IC

TTT/Grass Pickers X10 IC

Burpees X10 OYO


Mosey to Lyons’ General Store

Monkey Humpers X20 IC (Monkey humpers in broad daylight!? Fallout how could you!? One Columbia resident received quite a show as she exited Lyons’ General Store)

Mosey to Road and Air Chair/Al Gore until safe to cross George Rogers Blvd 


Mosey to Columbia welding and Monkey Humpers X20 IC


Mosey up to the USC track (sadly, the track team
was practicing so BunkBed had to call an audible)

Mosey to the big hill in athletic village Arm Circle Song! Lyrics

Crawl Bear down hill and Bear Crawl uphill until Chastain and Zinfandel take over for second third of beatdown

Mosey to the grassy area by track entrance

Webb Circuit

Zinfandel led the first half and Chastain the second half (Intensity increased quite a bit here after Columbia’s silliness. Some might say IPC worthy intensity.)

1 BBS, 4 American KO then 3 Merkins

2 BBS, 8 American KO then 3 Merkins Pattern continues building BBS by 1 and abb exercise by 4. Always 3 Merkins

After 5 BBS switched to American Hammers

After 8 BBS switched to Flutter Kicks

Finished with 10 BBS, 40 Flutter Kicks and 3 Merkins

Lined up on one side of the field

6 Squats on first side then mosey to other side and do 12 Bonnie Blairs

5 Squats then 10 Bonnie Blairs kept pattern the same and finished with 1 Squat and 2 Bonnie Blairs

Kobayashi and Southern Belle took over for final third (Full on IPC intensity for this section!)

Mosey to Columbia Welding and Air Chair/Al Gore

Mosey across Rosewood to the block pile

You Hip and you Hop and you just can’t Stop (This was a thing of pure evil)

PAX partner with PAX they do not know

P1 takes block and Murder Bunnies towards the railroad ties

P2 performs 5 Rabbit Burpees [1 Burpee, 3 Rabbit Hops (crouched in squat then hop while staying in squat)]

Flapjack after 5 Rabbit Burpees

Once team reached railroad ties they turned around and repeated the Murder Bunnies and Rabbit Burpees until they made it to the block pile

Mosey across George Rogers and Rosewood back to Seawells

Dealer’s Choice

Zinfandel: Mike Tyson’s

A Waxhaw PAX called squats

Southern Belle? Flutter kicks

Someone from Gastonia called something

Rudder: Boxcutters till time

COUNTARAMA 


 

NAMARAMA

Named our FNG Slow Pitch, son of Swingline (regularly attends, Valhalla, Sandlot and Prowl in
Columbia). Got Slow Pitch because he plays baseball at Spring Valley High School

COT: Truly blessed to be a part of all the HIMs who decided to participate in this event! 









 

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